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"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Remote control pirate bully

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Santa Claus's Mail

"Google car."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

"You left this on our ship."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"That'll be five bucks."

Jr. cloning kit

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

That one has all the batteries!

The Rubber Ball Company

Playdough's The Republic

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Future garbage truck driver.

"Dammit, Pooh - don't let the heffalumps win!"

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Rocking Horse