Shopping For Baby Gifts

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Does knowing you're being watched on a baby monitor keep you out of mischief?"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Baby Bear.

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

'No creamed peas for me today!'

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"If we're lucky, she'll get a single wear out of this."

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

A (P)ram.

Mothercare - " I'm going to shop till I drop."

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"If that one doesn't strike your fancy, sir, we have several others."

Child in baby sling sees rucksack - 'I look like that?'

Rocket priced prams.

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I bought it off the irregular rack, but I'm hoping he'll grow into it.'

Dummy Sucking Area

Parents compare buggies

'Who killed Cock Robin?' 'Bird flu?'

"I dunno. It just doesn't "feel" like a diaper."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

"It's a boy!"

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

Baby buying shares

'Wh? There's that noise again. Sounds like a (shudder) baby's rattle!'