Lung Capacity Enthusiasts Pillows

'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Air Pollution Threat

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

Air Bill

Trees are the lungs of the planet!

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

"Open mike night"

Man on stilts on a date.

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

"Fake."

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'You just grew three inches.'

Vampire

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

'And then we dicovered we didn't need planning permission!'

'Loft living taken to its natural conclusion!'

Natural History Museum: Tree

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

Castle in the Clouds

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Tree selling premium oxygen.

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

Stilt walking man in bed with his stilts still on