Lung Capacity Enthusiasts Mugs

'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Let's hope it'll work!"

Air Pollution Threat

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

The earth sinking into a quagmire of pollution.

Son measuring his father against the wall.

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

Tightrope Walker.

Tossing for it.

"Open mike night"

Air Bill

Man on stilts on a date.

"We'd better NOT fill up on Earth - I've heard it's very expensive!"

Guzzle-guzzle-guzzle

Trees are the lungs of the planet!

"Fake."

'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'

'The reason you're hyperactive is that there's just too much oxygen in the room.'

'What it like being able to jump so high?'

Vampire

"I guess the term 'thin air' no longer applies."

'You just grew three inches.'

'It seems like only yesterday that Sharon was knee high!'

'And then we dicovered we didn't need planning permission!'

'Loft living taken to its natural conclusion!'

Natural History Museum: Tree

'Then it's agreed. You give sun, water and carbon dioxide and in return, you get oxygen.'

Castle in the Clouds

"Did you forget to gargle dear? Your breath is atocious."

Tree selling premium oxygen.

Height competition - Prize is leg wax.

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Centipedes - 'Wow he must be a hundred feet tall!'