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'We hope you don't mind, David is particular about his lumbar support.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Paul Klee

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"I'm going to get you fired."

Exercise now!

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

Battery lifting weights