Lumbar Lover Gifts

'We hope you don't mind, David is particular about his lumbar support.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Paul Klee

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Exercise now!

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'How can I get my baby to sleep?'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

Battery lifting weights

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."