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'...And now, welcome to the 'All I Love Lucy, All the Time' channel....'

Claus 2.0

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I don't believe in you!"

Yo ho ho!

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

Tennis ball girl.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

'Sheep striptease'.

'Who handles your media, Rex?'

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

"There's always a position for a specialist."

“Stop avoiding me. I know when you are sleeping. I know when you are awake.”

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

Screw up Assange's finances and I'm closing my accounts.

"So Mr. Claus, there is a Virginia!"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

Santa relaxes by Fire

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

Men/Women/Santa.

"There's no free legal advice. That's just our way of weeding out the time wasters."

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

"...at this juncture, I'd like to try something a little different."

'Kick it to me! Kick it to me!'

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

Artist

'I may be gone for some time.'

"You will go far in your profession, have a gorgeous family, and own lots of property... Or you will struggle with money, have many marriages, and sabotage your own best efforts... Depending on the choices you make."

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

'Illegal immigrant.'