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Purple dress

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Tennis ball girl.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

Purple dress

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

The Dancing Academy

'How about this for the masked ball?'

God playing with dolls.

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

Empty Dress

How's My Jiving?

T-Rex Ballerina

A Trying Moment.

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'They think it's Pavlova.'

Quicksand.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

"It's always ballet, never opera."

Ball Room Dancing