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Purple dress

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Elegant woman in backless dress.

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Tennis ball girl.

'Excuse me, it's 1-2-3, 1-2-3, not bum-tit-tit, bum-tit-tit!'

"You're doing fine - don't watch your feet."

Purple dress

Dog in hospital pushes bone-shaped IV,

Woman dancing with a hot water bottle.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'Look, O'Brien, you can't just waltz in here like that and demand a raise.'

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

The Dancing Academy

'How about this for the masked ball?'

Suzanne Lenglen

God playing with dolls.

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

"Well I don't think you do want to win this as much as I do."

'Oh, goodie! You've learned to walk upright - now we can take ballroom dancing lessons!'

T-Rex Ballerina

'When he said he was interested in balls I thought he meant football.'

How's My Jiving?

"How come more men seem to get into difficulty when we're on life guard duty?"

'They think it's Pavlova.'

A Trying Moment.

Empty Dress

'Tickets for the Ballet! Wonderful! The national?'

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

Quicksand.

Since we started taking dancing lessons, I really look forward to coming home.

"It's always ballet, never opera."