Luau Gifts

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Touring Cyclist

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A smiling cyclist

"I didn't realise it could be so complicated!"

"We're trying to help you!"

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

Climate change

Climate Crisis and the Banks

"It's not what you think."

M-Day

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Earth Reset Button.

COP26

Stethoscope

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

She Had Enough To Drink.

"Remember, our do-nothing congress never raised your taxes!"

"Don't get too excited, they're empty. Our gift to you is not contributing more plastic waste to landfill."

Swinging through the jungle.

"I'd never have imagined such innovative ways of wearing this cape!"

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"My majesty!....Hm....I like the sound of that!"

'I tell you, since we bought this hybrid, I really feel we're doing our part for the environment!'

"Personally, I find it counterintuitive."

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'A bike this nice, I didn't think you'd mind me bathing it in your bathtub. Do you have an extra blanket, it'll be sleeping in our room.'

'His experience as a paratrooper in the army was good training for feeding cattle. Both take lots of guts.'

"That's no statue...that's our government solving our problems."

Hopscotch landing zone.