Loyalty Skeptic Pillows

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"The person who gets this job must demonstrate a sincere willingness to go down with the ship."

No - I do not have a loyalty card.

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'First she testifies against me, and now she marries the prosecutor!'

Playing Fetch.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"I do love you, Jerry, but it's somewhere below the conscious level."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Cupid misses his shot.

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Best friends without borders.

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"I don't love you anymore, Barry, but I still think you're a great American."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"If only I liked you a little more and you liked like me a little less."

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

"When we met, Marc promised to be the wind under my wings but it turned out to be all hot air."

Yes, but.

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"I tolerate you too. With all my heart."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'