Loyalty Program Skeptic Pillows

Do you have a loyalty card? - 'No.' - 'So you admit that you are disloyal?' - 'Errr...' - 'Why should I serve you, traitor?!!' - 'I just want my sandwich.' - '*Sob*' -

Others will fight for you

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'How do you think my appeal for loyalty went?'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

'I'm a frequent flier, so it's really quite cheap.'

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"The person who gets this job must demonstrate a sincere willingness to go down with the ship."

'Is it wrong to accept a loyalty card from more than one supermarket, Father?'

"What's up with him?" "Travelling on points."

'Welcome - would either of you like to join our Frequent Sinner Programme?'

'...and an extra 200 points for naming the capital of Latvia.'

"So there I was at the back of the line waiting for my Covid short when I remembered 'Hey, I'm an American express cardmember!'"

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

"They say a rescue is out of the question, but they might be able to give us some points."