Loyalist With A Twist Pillows

'I admit, the company logo tattooed on your forehead is a convincing display of enthusiasm.'

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Personal Assistants.

Best friends without borders.

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

Have food. Need toilet paper

'You cal it loyalty, we call it Stockholm Syndrome!'

"In conclusion, I hope you all make plenty of money to donate to your alma mater."

"The disciples are gonna be totally freaked."

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'Oh my god!'

North Pole with Sundial.

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

"It doesn't help matters any when he keeps muttering, 'A good captain goes down with his ship'."

A bomb appears in the shadow of the Statue of Liberty.

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

'Have ideals, fine - bit never let them cloud your business judgement.'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

'All he wants is one more chance to prove to you that he can make $750,000 a year.'

"The person who gets this job must demonstrate a sincere willingness to go down with the ship."

"I deal. Therefore I am an idealist."

"You see, your brain is small and mine is bigger, but it can't be much bigger or I wouldn't be sitting here talking to you."

"I was asked to support our national football team. . . by staying at home and cheering the boys on TV."

Global warming can't come soon enough for me!