Idealist With A Twist Pillows

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I deal. Therefore I am an idealist."

Paul Ree

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Citizen of the world.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Champagne at the hunt

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Have food. Need toilet paper

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

'Oh my god!'

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

North Pole with Sundial.

artwork and production

"Nice igloo, but why isn't it melting?!"

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

'I admit, the company logo tattooed on your forehead is a convincing display of enthusiasm.'