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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I deal. Therefore I am an idealist."

Paul Ree

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Citizen of the world.

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Champagne at the hunt

'Man, I'm sick of thinking...can't someone flip on a T.V. or something?'

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Have food. Need toilet paper

"You heard your mother. There's no need to bless the superfoods."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'I only make predictions in retrospect.'

'Gotta hang up now. My mom wants to recycle the phone.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Most of his innovative product ideas first saw life in his home studio.

'Yes, we're trying to re-introduce some of the more traditional breeds.'

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'I'm not going to bore you with a long sermon to-day - here's one I recorded earlier...'

Air Pollution Agency - 'Tell them I have the solution to most of their problems.'

TV Program Development Dept. Another "Star Trek" series? What happened to going where no one has gone before?

"Congratulations, you've passed."

"I kept following my dreams until my dreams filed a restraining order against me."

It's a recording contract from the whale's agent.

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Sled Dogs Instead Of City Bikes

"Oh, we're just here for the party."

20 years as Stamp Club Chaorman and they send my retirement card by E-MAIL.

'Oh my god!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

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North Pole with Sundial.

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."