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"Watch out for the low beams!"

Airlines

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

The Life of Pi

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Damn. I took the Rip Van Nyquil."

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Wow, these lights stay on the red cycle for a very long time.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"I'm going crazy staring at the same four legs."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Dog on a plane.

Rowing machine on a river.

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

"Mush on."

'We stopped to smell the darn roses here!'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"I haven't seen you up here before. When were you uploaded?"

"I see you've arranged your life and business so that you can deduct everything. Do you know the penalty for 'trying to beat the system'?"

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'Oh, no! The monster under my bed is my brother!'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

'Have a couple of dreams, and call me in the morning.'

'It's a guess. I never said it was an educated guess.'

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"

Number Phobia.

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

Animals looking at a map of the crops on a farm.