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"Mush on."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Bad for you but to die for

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"This translation app isn't working."

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

Bear Signpost.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Rowing machine on a river.

"Eating a diet rich in vibrant colors does not mean a bowl of Skittles."

The guy who took a wrong turn off the electronic superhighway and wound up in a microwave oven in Davenport, Iowa.

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Shrink

Adam and Eve - Food scares

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I was just ringing to see if you got the e-mail about the letter I sent you?"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'