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And if the ball is completely unplayable...

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

The Fast Lane.

I think you're ace

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

Fishing direction sign.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Canadian Canoe.

'So much for your internal compass.'

"Mush on."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

'For a raise you must apply in person to our Bombay office...'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'