Low-carb Lifer Pillows

"It just wasn't working out. He's liberal low-carb and I'm strict keto."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"One slice—hold the bread."

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

Complex Carbohydrates

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Crusty Bread

"One gluten-free, lactose-free, low carb pizza."

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house.. but we can do it for 40 LESS CARBS!'

"But Dear, there were no fat people before bread was invented!"

"I just eat one of these and I don't have to munch grass for ten hours?"

Low Carb Slop

'I'll have potato soup, potato salad, baked potato with fries and for dessert, potato pancakes.'

'Ol' Zeke across the mountain's been stealing all my business with his new low-carb moonshine!'

'Marathon...? what Marathon...!'

Slimmer's baguette.

"You don't think I'm cheating on my special, low-carb diet, do you?"

'Oh that's why I put on weight - all I eat is carbs!'

'She might prefer the low-carb alternative...or any alternative.'

'No thanks, I'm on a low carb diet.'

"I hope this isn't one of those, glutten-free, places."

Nutritionist - Out to a Low Carb Lunch.

'Polly wants a cracker!' 'Maybe we should switch to low-carb crackers?!'