Low-carb Dieter Pillows

Years later, during the low carb craze, she became known simply as 'Mary had a lotta lamb.'

'No thanks, I'm on a low carb diet.'

'She might prefer the low-carb alternative...or any alternative.'

Soup of the month.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'

Macho Vegetarian

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"You won’t need refills."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"The only way to stop the spread is to eat less and exercise more."

"One slice—hold the bread."

Obesity Report

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

“Children hate me.”

"Some doctor that guy is - He's OBSESSED with diet and exercise!"

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."