Loves Celestial Jokes Pillows

"These roaming charges are going to kill me."

"Good game."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Water is discovered on the moon....

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Shoe repair

Heaven

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

New Years Reolutions

Angel Crash

'Your better half isn't up here... It seems you were the better half.'

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"It's not just you, Reverend, we make it clear to everyone, we don't want any trouble up here."

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."