Loves Celestial Jokes Pillows

"These roaming charges are going to kill me."

"Good game."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

Water is discovered on the moon....

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

'It's all done with computer animation now.'

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

'Those are the Divinity students.'

'And on June 30th of that same year, you used The Bible as a coaster?'

Shoe repair

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"

Heaven

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

Life on cloud 8

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

Mama Z'Belle...astrologer...your fortune based on the science of astronomy: 'Oh, oh it looks like your chart has shifted red...'

"Up here everything is pretty much opposite."

"Sometimes I miss a good smiting."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Millions of billions of trillions of light years away? I could visualise it if you said it in MILES!'

Be sure to walk you Asteroid twice a day.

"Just a few more minutes. The system's down but we got a guy working on it."

New Years Reolutions

The Dark Side of the Moon.

"It's about all the treasure laid up here."

Angel Crash

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"