Loves Bowling Analogies Pillows

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Joe Hundredaire

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

'You really can be quite striking at times.'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Stonehenge Bowling

"It's no use with him. It's over."

Red Card on the Podium

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

Extreme Bowling.

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."