Bowling Humorist Pillows

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Gary turns 40.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Footballer kicking his own brain.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Helicopter dropping golf balls onto a green.

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'