Loves Archery Humor Gifts

'Watch out for falling archers.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

A Hole in the Dike

Cupid and Targets

Bullseye!

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

Cat and mouse.

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Cupid misses his shot.

“I’m robbing the Sheriff of Nottingham’s coach at ten-thirty. Then yoga at noon. Followed by my bassoon lesson. The baguette is for lunch.”

William Tell

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

Progress?

Location, location, location!

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

'Its your archeries'

"Ugh! Here comes WIlliam Tell and overtures."

'Where does it hurt?'

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Please disregard the previous message - it was inadvertently sent to everyone on our list."

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Success

"Manfred, don't get so defensive!"

'Apart from the pain I can't get my hat off.'

'Face it, William - you're shit at it!'

'And now for my William Tell shot.'