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The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

Pelobong

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Fitness in church.

Exercise Car.

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Finish Line

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Dog Training For The Ninties

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

Multitasking

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

'He taught me how to fetch, heel and roll over. And I taught him all he needs to know about cats.'

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."

"It's just a coincidence that you pedometer was on 666 when you had that massive coronary."

'Sex, drugs, rock and roll and running.'