Loves A Quirky Twist On Training Pillows

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The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

10 K Tail-Chase

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

'Actually, I do mind wearing your pedometer!'

Fast Food Dieter

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Pelobong

'I bet he starts with a joke!'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Fitness in church.

Exercise Car.

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

Gym. It took him forever to find one with a cup holder. Beer.

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

"You only get one chance to make a great exhaustion."

Finish Line

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Dog Training For The Ninties

"My New Year's resolution is to get fit and watch more TV."

An overweight lazy man chooses to exercise on a motorbike at a gym.

Multitasking

'Ed's inventing a masculine exercise routine using a very large football.'

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

Actually, no, I didn

'Hello line 2, you are through to the keep fit phone in...'

Go get it! Good boy! I'm more motivated by carrots than by sticks!

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

"Can somebody. . . hello?. . . can somebody call the dog. . . hello? . . ."

"I used to run also, but I was happy I could turn a hobby into a career!"

'He taught me how to fetch, heel and roll over. And I taught him all he needs to know about cats.'

"I think I’ve mastered the “sitting in front of the TV” pose."

I asked Lance if he's into Pilates. He said yes, which I found surprising but encouraging. Then he went on to say that he liked his Pilates with butter, parsley and sour cream, and I realized that he was confusing Pilates with pierogies.

"It's just a coincidence that you pedometer was on 666 when you had that massive coronary."