Lovers Of Law And Order Chaos Gifts

Way out.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

A catch-all is born.

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"I can assure you, he is somewhere in there looking for it."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Bobsled Police.

Bathroom of couple shows woman's things are neatly in place while man's things are unkempt

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

Nostalgia: 'In one era..out the other'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'Let me through! I'm an intern!'

"If you can prove my innocence to the court, I'll give you half of my cut, from the bank job."

"But this way I know where everything is."

"I can't see my screen!!"