Lovers Of Culinary Humor Pillows

"Now, girls, after me. Boo-ya-bes, a mixed fish stew. Boo-ya-bes, a mixed fish stew."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

A Club Sandwitch.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Carpe pizza"

"I'll bet you're very proud of your handsome, well-behaved little sporks here."

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

Tartar sauce.

'YAY! PATE!'

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

"Mixed nuts are brain food, or so I read in 'Mixed Nut Digest'."

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'The Big Beg Theory'

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"I'm sorry about the delay, sir, but Chef's anger management class ran over."

'It's the same as our regular Angels hair pasta, but with extra grease.'

"Rare, medium or well done?"

"Gimme a double burger between two burgers. And hold the lettuce; it only dilutes the experience."

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

"It's a recipe for apple pie."

"Freshly ground pepper, sir?"

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"I always see the class as half-baked."

Al's Diner. No Tipping (wink, wink).

"You're losing your everything."

"I'd rather be seared by Emeril than sauteed by Rachel."

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"