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Michelangelo's less-celebrated follow-up, 'Dan'.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The First Fire Stick

"He refuses to use these now they've made them gender nonspecific."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I was starting a new chapter in my life and I tripped over a footnote.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Larry's Literary Market.

"Your four-o'clock is here."

Weather forecast

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

Dinosaur Pet Stores

First Market Decline

Hell's Schlegel

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

The static electric eel is very rare.

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'