Lovers Of Classic Puns Gifts

Michelangelo's less-celebrated follow-up, 'Dan'.

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The First Fire Stick

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Hell's Schlegel

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

First Market Decline

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

"Your four-o'clock is here."

Dinosaur Pet Stores

Larry's Literary Market.

Weather forecast

The static electric eel is very rare.

'You give me goose bumps!'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'