Fan Of Puns Gifts

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"I suck!"

Two Neanderthals standing in front of a store, 'Walking Shoes ‘R Us,' which is having a 'Fire Sale.' One asks, 'What's fire?' The other asks, 'What's walking?'

Weather forecast

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"Think about the honey."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

Hotness

Literate Dogs.

"This must be for charging bigger vehicles."

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

'I collect a different type of oil painting.'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

'Yes, of course they're prints.'

Hell's Schlegel

The static electric eel is very rare.

'I can't help you, it seems you really are npsycuts!'

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

Larry's Literary Market.

'You give me goose bumps!'

"Your four-o'clock is here."

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"