Lover Of The Unoriginal Pillows

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"I gotta be me!"

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

Physician tending a mummy.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Now you can send it."

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Professor, this changes everything."

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

UFO and snowman

Operation.

Baseball.

'Miss Jones, take this down.'

"What a way to go."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

'Bad as this may look, it's actually the perfect accompaniment with your entree.'

Route 666.

"All I need now is a trainer!"

Salome on Settle (also called Maitresse d'Orchestre) - intended for book but suppressed

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

'Ok, now if everyone could just hold still.'

Flower tribute

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

Trapeze artists commuting

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

A patient, a doctor and a deep sea diver

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

Albert should have known that cactuses rarely have change. Besides, they prefer jazz.

'We're renovating.'

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

'Man, this elevator goes on forever...'

"O.K., so we'll have sex and if that works out we'll go for a nice dinner and maybe a movie."