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Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

It's a call from Tate modern.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Projectile painting.'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"You're welcome."

Jackson Pollock Studio

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

A pretention of playwrights

Surreal ale

Art Gallery.

"Feel better, dear?"

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

The Cremaster Cycle

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'I like the frame.'

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

UFO and snowman

"I could do that."