Lover Of The Abstract Prints

Philosophy Dept: Are you really here?

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

It's a call from Tate modern.

"You're welcome."

'Projectile painting.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Jackson Pollock Studio

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

I painted them all from memory.

Art Gallery.

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Surreal ale

"Feel better, dear?"

The Cremaster Cycle

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

A pretention of playwrights

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'I like the frame.'

"We're looking for something more over-the-couch-ish."

"He had the Guggenheim in mind, I think."

What do you think? I'm calling it Snow.

UFO and snowman