Lover Of Abstraction Prints

"Don't tell me you're JEALOUS,darling?"

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

The Thought Process.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Pastorius wonders why.

"You're welcome."

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

'Projectile painting.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock Studio

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

"Feel better, dear?"

Surreal ale

The Cremaster Cycle

Art Gallery.

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman