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"He's not one of my favorites."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Instructional guide to scribbling

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

The Thought Process.

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"You're welcome."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Pastorius wonders why.

'Projectile painting.'

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

Jackson Pollock Studio

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

Art Gallery.

Surreal ale

"Feel better, dear?"

The Cremaster Cycle

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

The neighbors were not sure what to think of the young Picasso's snowman

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'I like the frame.'