Lover Of Surprise Gestures Pillows

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

While You Were Out: We Moved!

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Mexican Serenade.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'Marry me!'

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

Couple in Blue

Valentine's Day

Bakery - say it with flour.

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"I bought you a year's worth of flowers and gifts. Now I don't have to remember your Birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day..."

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

Roses cut in the afternoon last longer than roses cut in the morning.

Feeling guilty? Florest

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'No, I didn't bring chocolates, I assumed you'd be on a diet.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Heart Flasher

The flower picking motorist

"If you're looking for something more expensive we can always raise the price?"

"May I hold your hand?"

"Are you sure her voicemail didn't say to 'bring a rose'?"