Lover Of Surprise Gestures T-Shirts

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Jack Gleeson

While You Were Out: We Moved!

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

Mexican Serenade.

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

'Marry me!'

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

Bakery - say it with flour.

Couple in Blue

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

Valentine's Day

"I bought you a year's worth of flowers and gifts. Now I don't have to remember your Birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day..."

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

An airplane drops a Valentine for a woman.

Feeling guilty? Florest

Roses cut in the afternoon last longer than roses cut in the morning.

'It's only going to cost your $1,600 to put the romance back into our marriage.'

"Yes, it's very romantic that you want to dance with me after we finished dinner, David. . . I'm just not sure the other customers here in this fast food restaurant would think so!"

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

'No, I didn't bring chocolates, I assumed you'd be on a diet.'

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

"May I hold your hand?"

Heart Flasher

The flower picking motorist

"If you're looking for something more expensive we can always raise the price?"