Lover Of Lingerie Pillows

1619: Valentine's Day

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

The Missing Sock Returns

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Scarf puts hat back on.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Woman thinking about luxuries.

Kensington Fluffies

"Underweird bras."

'Caw blimey!'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'