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1619: Valentine's Day

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

New Shoes.

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Scarf puts hat back on.

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I feel like tearing of all your clothes and putting them in the washing machine."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Caw blimey!'

'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

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