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"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Hipsters"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Scarf puts hat back on.

Vivienne Westwood

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Victorian Selfie

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

The latest in Eyewear.

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

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World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Easter Bonnet

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

Radiant, yet flammable.

Hospital gown pageant.

'You're an interesting combination of shallow and thick.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem "trees".

Martina Klein

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"I got my hair straightened..."

Designer Krzysztof steals the opening day with two models wearing one outfit.