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The Invisible Man takes a shower. 'Honey, where's the Head and Shoulders?'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

The seeing-eye cat.

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

Womens dressing rooms.

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

'The Invisible Cow'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

'Well, if a dog's going to beg, that's the way to do it.'

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

"Okay...enjoy your invisible fence while we go eat invisible scraps!...."

The invisible man gets carded.

Sushi Spinoffs

'I've never sighted a flying saucer, but I've seen a satellite dish.'

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

Invisible H. G. Wells statue.

"... That's all very well. But, do you have any conclusive proof that you've discovered the secret of invisibility?"

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

When mime artists travel to work.

'I'd like the same hair cut you have.'

"Your records clearly indicate that you should be visible to the naked eye, Mr. Preston."

H.G. Wells

"Good boy! Now go poop in the neighbor's yard."