Lover Of Invisibility Jokes Pillows

The Invisible Man takes a shower. 'Honey, where's the Head and Shoulders?'

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"You're almost there, but as things stand I'm afraid I can't process your invisibility patent."

"He's been acting like this ever since we installed the invisible fence."

'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

'And your specialist subject is the Invisible Man films?'

The seeing-eye cat.

"Well...that's it! you can put your clothes on now."

"This was the closest I could get to being invisible."

"Don't pretend you've not eaten the cake, Sue. I can see it heading towards your pyloric sphincter."

Womens dressing rooms.

Which of you is the gent who thinks he's invisible?'

'The Invisible Cow'

Discovery of life in the outer cartoon universe.

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

The invisible man gets carded.

Black belts in the ancient art of avoidance

Sushi Spinoffs

"Okay...enjoy your invisible fence while we go eat invisible scraps!...."

Dr. Rashid Zeineh - Inventor of stealth technology.

'Well, if a dog's going to beg, that's the way to do it.'

Top 10 signs you're getting older...

'I've never sighted a flying saucer, but I've seen a satellite dish.'

"Now they'll never know who's on first."

Don't worry, I'm not grazing, I'm looking for my contact lens!

Invisible couple's therapy - 'I don't know what I ever saw in him.' 'Same here.'

Invisible H. G. Wells statue.

"... That's all very well. But, do you have any conclusive proof that you've discovered the secret of invisibility?"

When mime artists travel to work.

"Your records clearly indicate that you should be visible to the naked eye, Mr. Preston."

H.G. Wells

Oogs restaurant - Gentlemen must walk upright.