Lover Of Creative Differences T-Shirts

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"I gotta be me!"

'Your place or mine?'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Route 666.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Flower tribute

'I'm not sticking around to find out.'

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'Sculptor'

'Imagination saved the day there, eh?'

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

Leonardo Da Vinci has another day of constant a-ha moments.

Zorro does algebra.

Class Reunion

Now, the serpent was the craftiest of all the animals in the garden.

Big dog little man.

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

Capoeira

Model sees artist's canvas: 'I can't paint, but I've really enjoyed trying.'

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

Meals on Wheels.

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

My job does not define me.

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

Fish who dropped out of the school

"We know what you're thinking."