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'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

Before/After

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Jacques et Jille

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"Nice haircut."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

Overly wordy travel.

Fastest gun on the Silk Road

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

After You Die/After Your Dog Dies

"Is your dog going to rip our heads off … I mean, friendly?"

'Britishness Test.'

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Big dog little man.

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

A Cornish Man

"Earthlings are funny! They have three heads, two of them wearing hoods!"

Culture Wars

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

General Store Modernises

Fu Dynasty

Sadie's gone to Canada. I'm going to save her. Why? Mrs. Cohen doesn't need saving. No, I mean I'm going to save Canada. You people are too #?%&? nice. Excellent diction, eh. U.S. Canada.

'I've never seen so many chinese restaurants.'

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

Red Indian Management Meeting

Jim prepared for the winter while his neighbour stocked for the long hot summer ahead