Lover Of Creative Differences Mugs

"Not that it's any of your business, but no, I wasn't kicked out! We had creative differences, that's all!"

"I gotta be me!"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

"I like that everything is mismatched. I just think it could be mismatched better."

Route 666.

"I can never go metric. 'Al's 30.48 Centimeter Hot Dogs' just doesn't sound right."

Snowman dreaming of surfing.

Flower tribute

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

'I'm not sticking around to find out.'

"Our party covers the whole L.G.B.T. and non-L.G.B.T. world."

'Sculptor'

'Imagination saved the day there, eh?'

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

Zorro does algebra.

Class Reunion

Now, the serpent was the craftiest of all the animals in the garden.

Capoeira

'I've had it with your bright, sunny, upbeat...'

"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"

Big dog little man.

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Model sees artist's canvas: 'I can't paint, but I've really enjoyed trying.'

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

Meals on Wheels.

Fish who dropped out of the school

The Artists Fall-Back Career 'It's an easy gig to get once you stop waxing.'

The Crossdresser Shop. 'It was just a question of time!'

"We know what you're thinking."

'Nice tattoo, Dave.'

My job does not define me.

'Have you read about the millionaire who dresses like a hobo and gives money to those who are kind to him?'