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Puppet Show from the Stocks

The Food Chain

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"Bless You."

Drunk Barber

Serenade for you...

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

"Not lengthways you idiot!!"

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'The stuff legends are made of'

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

"Excuse me, officer, but I believe I'm entitled to one mating call..."

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

Masks to buy while buying embarrassing products.

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Cockroach Costume

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have a bit of trouble with those in the back yard.'

'Pavlov's first experiment'

Chiantis In Translation

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

Dentist preparing woodwork drill for dentistry.

This cartoon is under construction

"The catch is you only get one chopstick"

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

"You will meet a tall, dark stranger. Unfortunately, it's a grizzly bear!"

"Believe me, you don't want to know where it all comes from."

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'Hmmmm! Third time he's been back he MUST be keen.'

"All day, every day—'There's a goddam fly in here!' It's so hurtful."

The Grim Reaper's pets.

"OK, he's hooked–now reel him in."

'Something's wrong here.'