Lovebitten Geeks Pillows

Nethead strip: Internet relationships

"Talk nerdy to me."

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Sexual chemistry set

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Your website or mine?'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

Today's love

Zoom Wedding

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

Carbon Dating.

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

She always had her flute... just in case.

Supply was out of harps.

Unconventional Music Player

Performance Review

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

scientific love: E=MC2.

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

When I was a teenager, "Saturday Night live" had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

'Hi soldier...'

And do you, funnygrl@bizone.net, take harley99@comco.com

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

"The correct response is, 'I do'...not 'Whatever!'"