Lovebitten Geeks Mugs

Nethead strip: Internet relationships

"Talk nerdy to me."

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Sexual chemistry set

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

'Your website or mine?'

Today's love

'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'

Zoom Wedding

Carbon Dating.

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"

She always had her flute... just in case.

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"

Unconventional Music Player

Performance Review

Supply was out of harps.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

'Hi soldier...'

Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks

"The correct response is, 'I do'...not 'Whatever!'"

'Physicists talking dirty'