Nethead strip: Internet relationships
Lovebitten Geeks Gifts
Looking for a gift for your lovebitten geek? Discover quirky, witty, and heartfelt products that speak their language. Perfect for gamers, tech enthusiasts, or sci-fi fans, these gifts add humor and personality to their favorite hobbies. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, or print, find something that truly resonates with their inner geek. Show them you adore their passions with a touch of playful charm.
"Talk nerdy to me."
Right click for yes...
"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."
'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'
Sexual chemistry set
Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.
I don't need lobster and music and wine....
'Your website or mine?'
"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."
Today's love
Zoom Wedding
'Words can't express how much I Love You - so I'm writing an equation.'
Carbon Dating.
'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'
"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."
"Force level 3 on those high-five's! That's my photon firing hand!"
She always had her flute... just in case.
Supply was out of harps.
Unconventional Music Player
Performance Review
Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"
Beware of geeks bearing gifts.
scientific love: E=MC2.
'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'
"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."
'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'
When I was a teenager, "Saturday Night live" had Mike Myers, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman
"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."
"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."
"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"
'Hi soldier...'
And do you, funnygrl@bizone.net, take harley99@comco.com
Male and Female Toilets for Keys and Doorknob Locks
"The correct response is, 'I do'...not 'Whatever!'"
Lovebitten Geeks Gifts Collection
Lovebitten Geeks Mugs
Explore our collection of geeky mugs that celebrate your lovebitten nerd’s passions with humor and personality. Click to see more fun designs.
Lovebitten Geeks Pillows
Get cozy with geeky pillows that add humor and charm to any space. Perfect for your lovebitten nerd’s lounge or bedroom.
Lovebitten Geeks Prints
Browse our selection of geeky prints perfect for framing and decorating their favorite space with personality and humor.
Lovebitten Geeks T-Shirts
Check out our range of geek-inspired t-shirts that let your loved one wear their passions proudly. Find a design that speaks to their inner nerd.