Love Geek Gifts

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Right click for yes...

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

The Digital Family

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

The Moe Howard Installation

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

New Year's Resolution.

Last chance for dream analysis.

'I have cradle to grave insecurity.'

"I just love sci-pi movies."

Nerd World Countries

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."