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"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Talk nerdy to me."

Right click for yes...

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

The Digital Family

"How do I love thee….? Let me count the ways…" "I'm going to want a recount."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

"I do like you, Peter, but interfacing is a very serious step."

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

'That book is not available in this solar system, but we can order it for you.'

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

If you don't help me find happiness, you haven

Al, what's your real reason for wearing a beret? It keeps the voice in my head warm.

Ventriloquist's dummy reads 'Computers for dummies'.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

The Moe Howard Installation

scientific love: E=MC2.

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

New Year's Resolution.

'I have cradle to grave insecurity.'

Last chance for dream analysis.

Emojis for psychos.

Nerd World Countries

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

"I just love sci-pi movies."

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."